Rant #1479

The Law of Going Anywhere with Children: The second (and I mean the second) you leave the house, your child(ren) will automatically be starving to death and act like you never feed them. They will ask for anything and everything in your bag, which you thoughtfully planned ahead for.

Rant #483

I love when people at the store tell me that my kids are standing up in the shopping cart. As if I don't see them and haven't yelled at them to sit their little butts down, or they could fall out. But thank you, concerned citizen/sales associate for pointing it out to me. My response these days (aside from a loud sigh) is, "I've told them, they don't want to listen, if they fall, it's their problem." I'm joking of course, but that usually shuts the person up.

Observation #39

I hate when my friends come over, it forces me to really CLEAN.

Observation #38

I love when me friends come over, it forces me to REALLY clean...

Rant #82

I hate when I'm so tired, but too lazy to go to bed, because I'm too lazy to start the bed time process for myself. Nothing good is on TV, but I'm too bored to turn in it off and get up. It's just easier to stay on the sofa and on the computer, than to floss, brush my teeth, and get into my pj's.

Rant #2304

Is it really going to kill you to let me in your lane? Will you suffer a horrible fate, or will it make you super late to just let me merge? There were two lanes, and now there's just one. It's not my fault.  I hate women drivers for this reason, and I am a woman!

Rant #674

Are you seriously going to huff and puff and say "Excuse me!" as I'm strapping my kid in his car seat? I'm the rude one for taking my time to make sure he's properly secured? Get a life and wait a minute to get into your car.

Rant #5487

Don't ask me if I want/need a bag. I'm carrying a toddler and holding the hand of a 4 year old who has a tendency to wander off. OF COURSE I need a bag. Especially for a bunch of hangers. The last thing I need is to be walking around when 18 hangers come flying out of their box, and onto the street and busy traffic outside of Target.