Rant # 429

I hate it when there's nothing on TV, I mean I have a million channels, why isn't there something interesting on, especially on a Saturday night? Blahhhhhhhhh.

Observation #92

The Babysitter's Law: Your child(ren) will be exhausted and want to sleep every day this week, except for Saturday night (your night to go out).

Observation #931

I love that when my kids reach the point of exhaustion, they have no control over any of their actions or behavior. They become super clumsy, angry, and deranged. I wonder if the behavior is similar to that of a person on drugs, sometimes. Although highly amusing to watch, they can and will be extremely destructive to me, themselves, and any one/thing around them. It's best to put them down before they begin to exhibit these signs of sleep craziness.