Rant #738

Today, I was parking my car at Target. I've gotten into the habit of reversing and parking into the spot so I can drive out. I read somewhere it's safer. Anyway, I digress.  So as I was pulling up to reverse, this girl walking by screamed, "Oh my God I'm walking here, don't hit me!" Normally I would ignore such a dumb comment, but today I rolled down my window and said sarcastically, "Believe me, I'm not trying to kill you," and rolled my eyes. It felt good.

Observation #49

Why is it that my kids wake up INCREDIBLY LATE on the day their dad comes back from a trip? Now he thinks this is when they have been normally waking up, when in fact, they usually wake up at least 2 hours before...

Daylight Savings Is STILL Screwing Me Over

Observation #926

I hate when I think of something really funny/witty, and then forget to write it down. This tends to happen while I'm in the shower and have no access to technology (or pen and paper). I blame the memory loss on my kids (whom I usually adore).