It IS Possible, You CAN Do It!

Today, for the first time in my life, I walked into Target, and purchased nothing. That's right, I walked out with NOTHING. How is this possible?  There was a gas leak, and were forced to evacuate the building. I had a full shopping cart. I'm very upset...

Etiquette

My husband travels frequently, and when he does, I like to make sure the kids speak to him and at least say good night, tonight was no exception. Today he called while we were on our way home, and the kids did not feel like talking to him. Once we hung up, I told them that when Baba calls, we have to talk to him. I told them they should tell him they love him and miss him, and finally say good night.  So I went over my spiel with them and then I asked them, "What do we do when we talk to Baba?"  My younger one says, "Punch Baba?" My older one chimes in, "Then take Baba's phone?"

 

Yay? For Snow!

Today was the first snow of the season. My kids were so excited about it, but I had to run errands and take care of stuff before they could go out and play. So they bugged me and bugged me and bugged me, until I finally caved. We spent 30 minutes just looking for gloves. Then at least another 10 gearing up, putting on socks and shoes, sweaters and coats, then I let them run free. They played for about 10 minutes, before running inside crying about the bitter cold. Lesson learned? I doubt it...

What I Say VS What They Hear

I Say: I'm going to the bathroom/shower, please don't kill each other.
They Hear:  I'm going to the bathroom, the second I close the door, please feel free to pound each other to bits, cry, scream, reach under the door and call for me the entire time.

I Say: We have to leave in ten minutes, use the bathroom, put your shoes and jackets on.
They Hear: We have to leave in ten hours, please take your time, run around the house, hurt each other more, and take off ALL your clothes.

I Say: I'm going to the gym, I'll be back in a little bit.
They Hear: Mama is leaving you with Baba, destroy the house, eat everything, and leave a huge mess.

I Say: I'm tired, I'm going to lay down and nap for a little.
They Hear: Jump on Mama like a trampoline and wrestle on top of her while she's laying down.

I Say: Put the iPad, phone, remote, etc. down now!
They Hear: Run as fast as you can away from me with the expensive technology.

I Say: Get in the car and strap your seat belts.
They Hear: Run around the car, run around the neighborhood, jump in all the puddles, get your wet, muddy feet all over the car, and squiggle and squirm while I force you to wear your seat belt.

I Say: Go clean your toys in the basement.
They Hear: Make a bigger mess in the basement.


That's all I can think of for now...

Rant #879

Do celebrities actually USE the products they endorse? They have access to the highest quality items, and yet little old me can look as amazing as she does if I use this product that's cost effective? Pshhhh, I don't believe it, so annoying.

Rant #738

Today, I was parking my car at Target. I've gotten into the habit of reversing and parking into the spot so I can drive out. I read somewhere it's safer. Anyway, I digress.  So as I was pulling up to reverse, this girl walking by screamed, "Oh my God I'm walking here, don't hit me!" Normally I would ignore such a dumb comment, but today I rolled down my window and said sarcastically, "Believe me, I'm not trying to kill you," and rolled my eyes. It felt good.

Observation #49

Why is it that my kids wake up INCREDIBLY LATE on the day their dad comes back from a trip? Now he thinks this is when they have been normally waking up, when in fact, they usually wake up at least 2 hours before...

Daylight Savings Is STILL Screwing Me Over