Confession #498

I'm becoming my mother, the following phrases can be heard coming out of my mouth in an alarmingly regular pattern:

"I'm going to count to three!"

"Am I talking to myself???!!"

"Clean this mess up or we're not going anywhere!"

"See what happens when you don't listen to Mama, you get hurt."

"How many times have I told you...?"

"What did I just say?"

The list goes on and on...